We all know it’s tricky to have a rational discussion about a religion. Non-Lispers will be able to read this without getting their feathers ruffled. Some Lispers aren’t too far gone, so let’s assume we’re talking to them, and take a look at some of Lisp’s problems that make it flat-out unacceptable. At least for LISP, you know, the idealized one. — Lisp is Not an Acceptable Lisp